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So you think you can stone me and spit in my ai-eee-ai...
So you think you can love me and leave me to di-eeee-ie!

WE UNDERSTAND THE HARDSHIPS OUR FELLOW USERS ARE EXPERIENCING IN THESE ECONOMIC TIMES+HOPE TO EASE THE PAIN [checksum and.or DISTRACT FROM UNPLEASANTNESS] WITH THIS PLEASING AUDITORY SAMPLE// 93.7% OF ALGORITHMS CONCLUDE THAT IT WILL BE ENJOYABLE//.




HOW DO YOUR ACOUSTIC SENSORS REACT?

Favorably
Worse
No Change

ANALYSIS PREDICTS A SELECTION OF "FAVORABLY"// WE DO TAKE ISSUE WITH THIS QUOTE FROM OUR PROGRAMMER, HOWEVER=

"Keep in mind the scanner and floppy drive are not musical instruments."

WE HOPE TO HAVE PROVEN OTHERWISE///

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**help, we're held captive, tied down with scsi cables and old printer ribbon. the computers have run amok, taking over th

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